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Melissa, Warrior Mom!

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Warrior Mom!!!
Today I was Warrior Mom!  Xena’s got nothing on me!!! 

Sword in hand (that would be a fly swatter) carrying my infant damsel in the other I roamed all of our domain killing evil at every turn!!  No fewer than fifteen evil villains have been slain in the realm thanks to Warrior Mom!!  No longer will those fly commando’s disturb my children, or me for that matter, again. And soon, their fellow soldiers (who are still for some reason plentiful! geeshh)  will be dead as well… for no one can escape… WARRIOR MOM!!!  (Sam offered to buy me a leather bikini for the task… I declined, it wouldn’t be fair to the flies, they’d drop dead from the sight of me…)

****is it the lack of sleep or the incessant screaming of the day that have led me to the insanity that is this post? we may never know***

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“Melissa, Warrior Mom!”

  1. On September 26th, 2008 at 6:13 am Katie Giesbrecht Says:

    You have a blog!!!!!! I can work these so much better than like myspace or facebook! I just saw your comment on my blog and am now checking out yours:)
    First of all I think a leather bikini is well deserved and you could definetly pull that off, second of all I really enjoy your insanity it gave me a good laugh and I had a great image of you swing from vines w/both girls in tow killing stuff:) hahaaaaaa
    Miss you tons and the girls are BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

  2. On September 26th, 2008 at 7:03 am Vitaliy Shelemba Says:

    Привет, Сэм!
    Это Виталий Шелемба из Риги.
    Пытаюсь найти твой e-mail, но нигде не могу найти. Вот наконец-то нашел твой сайт, но на сайте нигде нету контактов.
    Если прочитаешь это послание, то свяжись со мной.
    vshelemba@gmail.com
    skype: shelemba

    Спасибо.

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