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		<title>THIRTY PINK PIGGIES!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sam will most likely reprimand me, but I couldn&#8217;t help it.&#160; Ziva has the CUTEST little toes (I love baby toes!!!) And I was having a difficult enough time resisting on my own, but when Vienna asked to have her toes done again (she&#8217;s VERY conscious of when the paint has come off) and then [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sam will most likely reprimand me, but I couldn&#8217;t help it.&nbsp; Ziva has the CUTEST little toes (I love baby toes!!!) And I was having a difficult enough time resisting on my own, but when Vienna asked to have her toes done again (she&#8217;s VERY conscious of when the paint has come off) and then BEGGED to have Ziva&#8217;s toes done too&#8230; I caved!&nbsp; I did however resist putting sparkles on Ziva&#8217;s toes!</span><br style="font-weight: bold;" /><img style="font-weight: bold;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/3024994487_c9420e8050.jpg?v=0" alt="30 Pink Piggies by you." title="" class="reflect" height="333" width="500" /></font></p>
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		<title>Melissa, Warrior Mom!</title>
		<link>http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/2008/09/24/melissa-warrior-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warrior Mom!!!
Today I was Warrior Mom!&#160; Xena&#8217;s got nothing on me!!!&#160; 
Sword in hand (that would be a fly swatter) carrying my infant damsel in the other I roamed all of our domain killing evil at every turn!!&#160; No fewer than fifteen evil villains have been slain in the realm thanks to Warrior Mom!!&#160; No [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-family: Verdana;" size="5">Warrior Mom!!!<br />
Today I was Warrior Mom!&nbsp; Xena&#8217;s got nothing on me!!!&nbsp; </p>
<p>Sword in hand (that would be a fly swatter) carrying my infant damsel in the other I roamed all of our domain killing evil at every turn!!&nbsp; No fewer than fifteen evil villains have been slain in the realm thanks to Warrior Mom!!&nbsp; No longer will those fly commando&#8217;s disturb my children, or me for that matter, again. And soon, their fellow soldiers (who are still for some reason plentiful! geeshh)&nbsp; will be dead as well&#8230; for no one can escape&#8230; WARRIOR MOM!!!&nbsp; (Sam offered to buy me a leather bikini for the task&#8230; I declined, it wouldn&#8217;t be fair to the flies, they&#8217;d drop dead from the sight of me&#8230;)</p>
<p>****is it the lack of sleep or the incessant screaming of the day that have led me to the insanity that is this post? we may never know***</font></p>
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		<title>More Dirt!!!  (Should have a dirt stories category!)</title>
		<link>http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/2007/11/07/more-dirt-should-have-a-dirt-stories-category/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vienna just made the biggest &#8220;Dirt&#8221; in her life!!!!!!&#160; by that I mean, she filled her drawers to capacity and then some!!!&#160; then&#8230;. joy of my joy&#8230; she stuck her foot in it!!&#160; But no, it doesn&#8217;t end there&#8230; as I&#8217;m taking off her socks (ThankYou for having socks on today!!!!) and trying to find [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vienna just made the biggest &#8220;Dirt&#8221; in her life!!!!!!&nbsp; by that I mean, she filled her drawers to capacity and then some!!!&nbsp; then&#8230;. joy of my joy&#8230; she stuck her foot in it!!&nbsp; But no, it doesn&#8217;t end there&#8230; as I&#8217;m taking off her socks (ThankYou for having socks on today!!!!) and trying to find a place to deposit them and not contaminate anything else&#8230; She grabs a hand full!!!!&nbsp; Ok, a handful may be an exageration, but still she grabbed some ***big sigh***&nbsp; Thankfully we averted the disaster of face touching just in time <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> &nbsp;&nbsp; ahhh&#8230; another day in mommy-hood.&nbsp; </p>
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		<title>Bath time&#8230; splash time, yippiddee dooo&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/2007/11/01/bath-time-splash-time-yippiddee-dooo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 00:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;what more could you want?&#160; how about poo&#8230;.
that&#8217;s right&#8230; Poo!&#160; Not the cute little Pooh Bear&#8230; no, good old fashioned &#8220;dirt&#8221;&#8230;
So tonight I thought I&#8217;d get a jump on getting Vienna ready for bed, so at 5pm I got ready for her bath.&#160; I filled the tub, got out her toys, and took off her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font size="4">&#8230;what more could you want?&nbsp; how about poo&#8230;.<br />
that&#8217;s right&#8230; Poo!&nbsp; Not the cute little Pooh Bear&#8230; no, good old fashioned &#8220;dirt&#8221;&#8230;<br />
So tonight I thought I&#8217;d get a jump on getting Vienna ready for bed, so at 5pm I got ready for her bath.&nbsp; I filled the tub, got out her toys, and took off her dirty diaper.&nbsp; It was going to be a nice long and special bath, because since we weren&#8217;t going to use the little baby blow up tub, but instead use the whole tub, there would be room for her new bath toy boat that her Mimi got her for her birthday a few months ago.&nbsp;<br />
I set her down in the bathroom infront of the sink, so that I could double check the water temp and such&#8230; she starts making funny cries, and i&#8217;m not sure why&#8230; until I turn around&#8230; she&#8217;s just peed, not only on herself, but on the bath mat and on the jammies i had set out for her to wear this evening&#8230; she barley missed the bath towel.&nbsp; This should have been my first clue to abandon ship, but, since I&#8217;m not winning mother of the year anytime soon, this did not dawn on me!!!!!<br />
So we get in the bath&#8230; she is playing along nicely.&nbsp; I figure, lets get that hair washed and wash her down first so that she can just enjoy the rest of her bath (She doesn&#8217;t like her head getting wet) so we did that.&nbsp; Not one minute later&#8230; HUGE BUBBLE.&nbsp; &#8220;Vienna, do you have to go potty?&#8221;&nbsp; she viggorously shakes her head no&#8230; I tell her I think she does&#8230; nope, she was right&#8230; she didn&#8217;t have to go&#8230;ANYMORE!!!&nbsp; Nope, she&#8217;s already had a nice BIG potty and left me a nice mound of dirt to clean up.&nbsp; So, I start the tub draining (this means I have to be within a half inch of touching the stuff since she was sitting right by the drain when she left the deposit). I point at the dirt and tell her that the dirt goes in the potty, and for good measure put her on it. Yes, I know, she&#8217;s only 14 months old and totally doesn&#8217;t get it yet, but I figure anything I can do to help her learn now will be good.&nbsp; Besides, she&#8217;s ahead of the curve on the &#8220;terrible twos&#8221; kicking in&#8230; why not potty training!!?!?!?!<br />
So then I have to put her back in the tub, scrub her down and pour fresh water over her to clean her up&#8230; she LOVES this!! (yeah, right!) so, i set her down and start to collect the toys so that I can do all the cleaning at once&#8230;. she, naked as a jay bird, starts racing through the house&#8230; ***rolling eyes***&nbsp; I can just see trails of &#8220;water&#8221; and &#8220;dirt&#8221; trailing behind&#8230; luckily this did not happen&#8230;.<br />
So now I&#8217;m sitting here writing you to avoid dirt duty!&nbsp; I know I can&#8217;t wait too long or it will dry and it will be much worse&#8230; but you know baby poo&#8230; it&#8217;s not clumps of dirt, more like&#8230; pies of dirt <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> &nbsp; well, I&#8217;d best get off to it&#8230; </p>
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		<title>All Hail Turkey Day!!</title>
		<link>http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/2007/10/26/all-hail-turkey-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a bunch of missionary ladies that I chat with on line have started talking about celebrating Thanksgiving Day in their &#8220;host&#8221; country.&#160; This reminded me of our time in Latvia, so I thought I&#8217;d share the Turkey story I shared with them, just to get me started into the spirit of Thanksgiving!&#160; As I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font style="font-family: Georgia; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);" size="4">So a bunch of missionary ladies that I chat with on line have started talking about celebrating Thanksgiving Day in their &#8220;host&#8221; country.&nbsp; This reminded me of our time in Latvia, so I thought I&#8217;d share the Turkey story I shared with them, just to get me started into the spirit of Thanksgiving!&nbsp; As I type this, I have a BEAUTIFUL big bird in my freezer!! We will make this for my brother in law Matthew&#8217;s birthday the week after Thanksgiving when we return from Ohio and our visit with Sam&#8217;s parents, Grandparent&#8217;s and Bill &amp; Sara (Sam&#8217;s sister).&nbsp;&nbsp; Matt can&#8217;t go because he&#8217;s just a poor college student who has to stay home and work&#8230; I feel bad about abandoning him, but I&#8217;m very excited to see the rest of the family too! Anyway&#8230; here&#8217;s my story</font>:</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; color: purple;">Ok, so I have to tell my sad sad turkey story from <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Latvia</st1:place></st1:country-region>.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>So, Thanksgiving is a very important holiday<br />
to meâ€¦ it has always been bigger to me in many ways than Christmas (probably<br />
because it focuses on food ha ha ha) turkey is also my absolute favorite diner<br />
(but only homemade!!) anywayâ€¦ My first <st1:country-region w:st="on">Turkey</st1:country-region><br />
day in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Latvia</st1:place></st1:country-region><br />
we celebrated curried turkey.. humâ€¦ yeah, not quite right! (though that was the<br />
first night that Sam and I started flirting with each other, and I realized he<br />
might be interestedâ€¦so, wasnâ€™t a total lost!!)<span style="">&nbsp;<br />
</span>I had searched the central market looking for some turkeys, and I found<br />
twoâ€¦previously frozen turkeys, in a glass case, just sitting there, waiting for<br />
me to purchases them!! I was soooo excitedâ€¦ then I touched the glass on the<br />
front of the caseâ€¦ warm as a summer afternoon!!!!<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I asked to touch the birdsâ€¦ hummâ€¦ yeahâ€¦ room<br />
temp, and how long have they been that way?!?!?!<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I was thinking, not so sure how safe that is<br />
(looking back, Iâ€™d have bought one now, after eating with<br />
the â€œgrannieâ€ at our country churchesâ€¦ butâ€¦ I digress) anywayâ€¦ <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; color: purple;"><span style="">&nbsp;</span>So, the next year Bruce<br />
&amp; Kim knew of this farmer who could use a little money and who agreed to<br />
grow us some turkeys!! I was sooo very excited because not only was I going to<br />
get a turkey, I was going to get the freshest one possible!!<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Well, he didnâ€™t really know how to â€œprepareâ€<br />
a turkeyâ€¦ trying to figure out how to write all of this without being too<br />
graphicâ€¦ anywayâ€¦ so, instead of butchering it the traditional way, he cut it<br />
right down the breast bone!<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Ok, ok, I can<br />
figure something out.<span style="">&nbsp;<br />
</span>So, I finish plucking the bird and start to wash it, since itâ€™s split<br />
right open I can get a really good shot at cleaning out what should be the â€˜cavityâ€™<br />
wellâ€¦ there were a few â€œgiftsâ€ left behind that should have been taken out, so I<br />
took them out.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>After all, Iâ€™m used to<br />
them leaving the â€œinnardsâ€ inside the bird when you purchase them (In <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Russia</st1:place></st1:country-region>, you didnâ€™t<br />
really buy a bird without themâ€¦ they leave them in so you could tell how â€œfreshâ€<br />
they were, because those parts go off rather quickly)â€¦ anywayâ€¦ so I finish<br />
preparing the birdâ€¦ It came out looking a bit like Turk-in-stein.<span style="">&nbsp;<br />
</span></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);" size="4">I used kabob skewers to hold the bird together so that I could cook the stuffing in the bird! <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> &nbsp; It actually didn&#8217;t look too bad after it was cooked, though a little scary <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  </font>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><a title="I'mDone! 2004" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/35862176@N00/1768161081/"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/2229/1768161081_5bc3a55192_m.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; color: purple;">I could have lived with that.. butâ€¦ when we<br />
at it, it was quite gamy so, I donâ€™t think it was fed like a turkey we are<br />
used to eatingâ€¦ anyway.. hey, I got my turkey <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; color: purple;"><span style="">&nbsp; </span>it was<br />
better than nothing, lesson learned </span></b><b><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Wingdings; color: purple;"><span style=""> <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></span></b><b><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; color: purple;"><span style=""> </span></p>
<p>We had Pork Loin for Christmas <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  on a brighter note&#8230;.</span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: &quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;; color: purple;">Someone sent or brought us canned pumpkin!!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; So my pie turned out fabulous!!!</span></b><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2082/1768162761_20fa08292b.jpg?v=0" alt="" onload="show_notes_initially();" class="reflect" height="375" width="500" /></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold;">So, happy turkey day to all of you, where ever in the world you are!!!!<br />
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		<title>How big is your breadbox?</title>
		<link>http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/2007/10/03/how-big-is-your-breadbox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How big is your breadbox?Â  We don&#8217;t have a breadbox, we have a bread freezer!Â  Spending so much time in Ukraine, Sam has grown accustomed to eating lots, and lots of bread. We blow through a loaf or two a week with just Sam, Vienna and I&#8230; it&#8217;s crazy!Â  I&#8217;m still adjusting to how expensive [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How big is your breadbox?Â  We <span>don&#8217;t</span> have a breadbox, we have a bread freezer!Â  Spending so much time in Ukraine, Sam has grown accustomed to eating lots, and lots of bread. We blow through a loaf or two a week with just Sam, Vienna and I&#8230; it&#8217;s crazy!Â  I&#8217;m still adjusting to how expensive bread here is in the states.Â  I can&#8217;t understand why it&#8217;s so expensive&#8230; I suppose if I got the <span>krummy</span> <span>foam like</span> excuse they make for bread that they sell for .89cents but what&#8217;s the point.Â  Thank goodness I&#8217;ve found the <span>Orowheat</span> Outlet store.Â  Instead of paying $2.50-$3.50 for a loaf of bread I can pick them up for $1.29-$2.09 a loaf&#8230; that&#8217;s a pretty huge difference!!!Â  <br/>
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<p>I just went to the store yesterday after my chiropractor&#8217;s appointment (it&#8217;s near there so I don&#8217;t have to waste a trip).Â  I picked upÂ  17 loaves of bread, two <span>hoagy</span> roll packages and package of hamburger buns that I got for free, should last us a good&#8230; oh&#8230; two months?Â  Ok, I&#8217;m sure it will last longer, but it feels like we blow through it that fast, and I think it&#8217;s close.Â  But I can pick up all that for $25, plus I get free tickets for <span>Entamines</span> dessert things, like cheese <span>danish</span> loaf, pound cake and the like&#8230; so that&#8217;s not too shabby.Â  Though I think most people thought I was trying to feed a family of 12 or something! <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <br/>
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<p>Anyway&#8230; just thought I&#8217;d share&#8230; I&#8217;m avoiding house work today <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <br/></p>
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		<title>Coffee Fabulous, Grounds&#8230; not so fun&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/2007/07/28/coffee-fabulous-grounds-not-so-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 20:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tip of the day number 2 in regards to coffee: When your daughter over turns the garbage can, and fresh wet coffee grounds fall to the floor&#8230;DON&#8221;T VACUUM it!  
In an effort to keep little miss quick hands out of the spilled coffee grounds I grabbed my little Shark Vac, you know those little [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"">Tip of the day number 2 in regards to coffee: When your daughter over turns the garbage can, and fresh wet coffee grounds fall to the floor&#8230;DON&#8221;T VACUUM it! <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"">In an effort to keep little miss quick hands out of the spilled coffee grounds I grabbed my little Shark Vac, you know those little electric sweepers that look like what we used to call a Hokey? Yeah&#8230; well, it vac&#8217;ed up real nice real quick&#8230; Since I was in a hurry I just set the Shark aside and went back to cleaning the rest of the kitchen (well, after creating a coral in the living room for Vienna!) Then I grabbed the Shark to put it away&#8230; humm&#8230; some grounds are on the floor, maybe I&#8217;ll sweep them up&#8230;</span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"">The whirl wind of coffee grounds that followed was a site to see. It went everywhere!! Apparently, since the coffee grounds were still damp, what really happened was that some got into the vac container, but most of it settled and stuck in the corners of the brush housing&#8230; so when I turned it on again coffee grounds spit out back all over my feet, onto the carpet, all over the kitchen. For now, the Shark sits outside on the porch until I can muster up the energy to clean it out. Maybe it&#8217;ll dry out the grounds and be easier to clean&#8230; so&#8230; lesson learned <img src='http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></strong></p>
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		<title>WARNING:  Drink Coffee before doing Any Housework!!!!</title>
		<link>http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/2007/07/25/warning-drink-coffee-before-doing-any-housework/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DONâ€™T spill coffee grounds into your dishwasher!!!Â  Having had so much family in town, and being utterly exhausted, Iâ€™ve had a few snaffooâ€™s this week.  The worst of which being the coffee mishap!

We had guests over Sunday nightâ€¦ we decided to make some decaf, but our grider already had ground regular coffee in it, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">DONâ€™T spill coffee grounds into your dishwasher!!!Â  Having had so much family in town, and being utterly exhausted, Iâ€™ve had a few snaffooâ€™s this week.  The worst of which being the coffee mishap!</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">We had guests over Sunday nightâ€¦ we decided to make some decaf, but our grider already had ground regular coffee in it, so I put the regular in a cup and set it aside.  Next day I, being in a lack of sleep trance, started loading the dishwasher as I waited for my coffee to brewâ€¦ (Mistake #1, NEVER do anything before coffee!!!)</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">As I flipped to cup over onto the top rack of my dishwasher about 4 Tbls of fresh<br />
coffee grounds flipped onto the door and into the washer wellâ€¦ IF THIS HAPPENS,<br />
let me tell you now, vacuum it out if you must! I, still being in my coffee<br />
free stupor decided â€œehh, itâ€™s just like schmutz left on the plates, itâ€™ll wash<br />
down the drainâ€â€¦  I am now running my 4<sup>th</sup> round of the dishwasher (two empty) trying to rid my washer of grounds ***rolling eyes*** I hope this time it works, I did use the vegetable sprayer from the sink to get a bunch of it off the dishes and down into the well this last round, but it has clogged up the center sprayer thing that extends to<br />
clean the top rack, and that is now catching and staying partly upâ€¦ hopefully this round will work!<br />
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">Just a little tip of the day, frommy malfunctioning home, to yours (not that any of you will be doing anything like this!)<br />
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt">It&#8217;s probably an incredibly good thing that Sam makes the coffee in the morning for this family or more stuff like this would happen!!!</p>
<p>If I can get over it, I might later write about the laundry&#8230;.***rolling eyes***</p>
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		<title>Evangelism Linebacker Video</title>
		<link>http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/2006/10/23/evangelism-linebacker-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re looking for a little laugh to get your day going, check out this video we were shown at church yesterday:
http://www.sermonspice.com/videos/722/evangelism-linebacker-no-excuses/
(It was kind of nice to be able to watch this without the copyright symbol, but of course you can do that too for $18.)  =)

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re looking for a little laugh to get your day going, check out this video we were shown at church yesterday:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sermonspice.com/videos/722/evangelism-linebacker-no-excuses/">http://www.sermonspice.com/videos/722/evangelism-linebacker-no-excuses/</a></p>
<p>(It was kind of nice to be able to watch this without the copyright symbol, but of course you can do that too for $18.)  =)<br />
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		<title>My Cubicle Song</title>
		<link>http://missycoe.radiantchristians.com/2006/09/18/my-cubicle-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
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